Rightbloggers Gone Wild: The Pamela Geller Story

Pamela Geller

Pamela Geller

The Washington Times is a giant steaming pile of crap, and Pamela Geller’s column “Borderline Obama” adds another lump of fresh cow dung to the heap.

She makes the feeble, and unsubstantiated, claim that President Obama is purposely leaving the border with Mexico unprotected so that terrorists can sneak into the country to kill Americans. It’s all part of his plan to destroy America, kill Americans and rid the world of capitalism once and for all.

Yeah, I’m not exaggerating.

“With fresh evidence of Hezbollah activity just south of the border, and numerous reports of Muslims from various countries posing as Mexicans and crossing into the United States from Mexico, our porous southern border is a national security nightmare waiting to happen,” Geller screams to her mouth-breathing minions.

What reports? Where are they? Why no link? Oh I see, they don’t exist, at least not from a credible news source. Huzzah rightblogger!

Geller does provides statistics from the Department of Homeland Security’s 2008 Yearbook of Immigration Studies.

“Federal law enforcement agencies detained 791,568 deportable aliens in fiscal year 2008, and 5,506 of them were from 14 ‘special-interest countries’ – i.e., nations full of jihadists such as Afghanistan, Iran and Pakistan.”

Oh I get it, filthy ragheads from Afghanistan, Iran and Pakistan are pretending to be “mexicans” – they’re all terrorists. That makes sense, but isn’t Pakistan an ally? And is Afghanistan really the enemy – I thought it was the Taliban and Osama bin Laden? Also, if these people were captured and deported, doesn’t that mean that the border isn’t as porous as you say it is? Oh right, that was when Bush was running the show, but Obama just doesn’t give a shit? Keep it coming rightblogger!

“Informants are telling us that those numbers continue to swell.” Ah yes, “informants” are telling the Washington Times stuff. They’re not Moonies are they?

Geller assures her “readers” that all of this is part of Obama’s plot to overthrow the very government he’s in charge of, and to destroy capitalism as we know it.

“Domestically, Mr. Obama is contemptuous of capitalism and rugged individualism,” grrr manly men stuff, “and with his socialist programs has gone to war against the American economy. Internationally, he is not only inveterately hostile to Israel, but he has turned a blind eye to Iran’s genocidal intentions and nuclear program, and generally appears intent on turning America’s historical enemies into friends and friends into enemies,” Geller exclaims.

Why is Obama seeking to destroy America? Because he’s a closet Muslim who hates Jews and capitalism – duh.

“Throughout his life and his political career, Mr. Obama has been consistent – right up to and into his presidency,” Geller explains. “And today, his policies in Arizona and Israel – not connected or related to each other by any analyst on the scene – are two separate manifestations of the same anti-American, anti-Semitic, pro-jihad core convictions that have guided his actions and associations since the beginning of his political career and even before.”

Bring it home Geller.

“It is all a result of how he was brought up, of what shaped his mind and heart. It is all a result of what drives him. And what drives him is not American. He said it himself: ‘I was a little Jakarta street kid’ who found the Islamic call to prayer to be ‘one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset.’

Now the little Jakarta street kid has grown up. And America hangs in the balance.”

There you have it folks, from the newspaper that’s owned by Sun Myung Moon the spiritual leader for the Unification Church (i.e. Moonies), Obama is a jihadist.

Geller’s story today is just that – a story. She provides no concrete policy decisions Obama has made that lends any credibility to the assertion that Obama hates capitalism, Jews or Americans. Only someone who’s the editor of AtlasShrugs.com can possibly come up with such idiotic hate-speech. And only the Moony-owned newspaper has the sufficient lack of credibility to publish it. I think it’s time for Geller to get a real job, perhaps guessing people’s weight at the county fair.

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